Funny Bridal Shower Quotes: 70+ Hilarious Messages & Wishes

Short & Sweet

• “Here’s to your last shower alone! 🚿”
• “Love is in the air… and so are all these gift bows! 🎀”
• “Warning: Marriage may cause extreme happiness and empty dishwashers! ✨”

Need more humor ideas? Check out our funny wedding wishes!

Pre-Wedding Wisdom

• “Enjoy your last few weeks of having the whole closet to yourself! 👗”
• “Marriage is like a deck of cards: you start with hearts and diamonds, end up needing clubs and spades! 🃏”
• “Time to practice saying ‘my husband’ without giggling! 🤭”

Want more clever ideas? See our funny wedding advice collection!

From Best Friend

• “From late-night pizza to wedding planning – who would’ve thought we’d get here! 🍕”
• “Congratulations on finding someone who laughs at your jokes almost as much as I do! 😂”
• “Now you’ll have someone else to drunk text at 2 AM! Congratulations! 📱”

Planning a wedding speech too? Our funny congratulations guide can help!

From Sister

• “After years of stealing my clothes, you finally get your own household! 👗”
• “Mom’s favorite daughter is getting married! (Still not you) 😜”
• “Thanks for testing out marriage first – I’ll take notes! 📝”

Kitchen Gifts

• “Here’s a toaster – because burnt bread is not a good start to married life! 🍞”
• “Giving you this blender in hopes you’ll finally learn what ‘pulse’ means! 🔄”
• “A cookbook for when takeout gets boring… in about 2 years! 📖”