Funny Wedding Wishes: 100+ Hilarious Card Examples

Light-Hearted Humor

• “Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park. Congratulations anyway! 🦖”
• “Thanks for the free food and drinks! Oh, and congratulations on your wedding too! 🍾”
• “Congrats on finding someone who’ll put up with your snoring forever! 😴”

Pro tip: Like with all wedding messages, know your audience! Check our guide on adding humor to wedding writing.

Clever & Witty

• “Marriage: The only prison where you get to choose your own cell mate. Choose wisely!”
• “Congratulations on your promotion from boyfriend to husband. The benefits are the same, but the retirement plan is better!”
• “Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after (even when one of you forgets to take out the trash) 🗑️”

Humorous Marriage Tips

• “Remember: marriage is all about finding that one special person to annoy for the rest of your life! 😉”
• “Marriage Tip #1: ‘Yes, dear’ are the two most important words you’ll ever learn.”
• “The secret to a happy marriage? Keep two bears in your house: Bear with each other and Bear each other’s burdens! 🐻”

For Best Friends

• “From witnessing your embarrassing dating stories to your wedding day – who would’ve thought we’d make it here! 😂”
• “To my best friend: I’ll always remember you as the disaster who couldn’t boil water. [Spouse’s name] – good luck with that! 🍳”
• “Now you’ll have someone else to drunk text at 2 AM. Congratulations! 📱”

Writing a speech too? Check our best friend wedding speech guide!

For Siblings

• “To my [brother/sister]: I can confirm they’ve always been this weird. [Spouse’s name], you’re stuck with them now! 😜”
• “After years of being your personal annoyance, I’m passing the torch to your spouse. Use it wisely! 🤪”
• “Remember when you said you’d never get married? I’m saving those texts! 📱”

Need more sibling content? See our sibling speech guide.

For Coworkers

• “Congrats on finding someone who laughs at your jokes even more than your work spouse does! 🤣”
• “Finally, someone else to hear about those Monday morning meetings! Congratulations! 💼”
• “Marriage: Like a performance review but for life. Good luck! 📊”

4-Part Humor Formula

1. Start Safe: Begin with a traditional congratulations
2. Add Humor: Include your funny element
3. Balance with Heart: Add a sincere note
4. End Positive: Close with warm wishes

Example: “Congratulations on your wedding! [SAFE] Finally, someone else has to deal with your bad cooking [HUMOR] But seriously, your love for each other is beautiful [HEART] Wishing you a lifetime of joy and takeout meals! [POSITIVE]”